Basically, we thought it would be funny to make a search engine powered by Snoop Dogg. When we started this project we didn't realize how hard it would be to achieve our hilarious goal. Here is how we did it:
1. We sought $50 million dollars from venture capital firms to get servers that could mimic Snoop Dogg's brain. This was not an easy sell, as we had no actual business plan, and were not sure how we could download Snoop's brain. We just knew that if we could make a search engine powered by Snoop, we would be rich.
2. After getting venture capital money, we had to get a copy of Snoop's brain. For this, we had to kidnap Snoop Dogg. This was not easy as he has been known to be "strapped" at all times. Luckilly for us he is not that good of a shot when hi, and easily knocked out by a tranq dart.
3. Next, we had to download the entire contents of Snoop's brain to our gentoo linux based servers. What amazed us about Snoops brain was how many websites he had visited. At the time we finally got Snoop's brain fully downloaded he had an index of 60 billion websites. To put this in perspective, Google indexed around 16 billion websites at the same time. We were not sure if Snoop's brain index would expand when installed on our servers, but it has, and therefore our Snoopdex is constantly expanding.
Snoop Dizzle's index has been expanding at about the same rate as
Yahoo's index since inception.
We hope you enjoy
Snoop Dizzle.comStaff